Legal Matters: The Rap Edition

Hey there, let’s talk about the legal fees,
What’s allowed, what brings people to their knees.

First off, is selective reduction legal?
Here’s what you should know, so pay attention, be regal.

If a car accident is your woe,
Legal help, you should surely seek, trust me bro.

In legal philosophy, there’s the pure theory of law,
It’s intriguing, I’m in awe, no flaw.

If you’re wondering what day court is usually on,
Here’s the explanation, it won’t be long.

Company registration numbers in Malaysia, let’s say
Here’s how to obtain and verify, brighten your day.

When it comes to who gets what, remember this phrase,
Half was never the agreement, don’t go astray.

In Hong Kong, Eric C. knows his stuff,
Law and justice in Hong Kong, he’s diamond-tough.

Got a debt agreement proposal in mind? No need to worry,
Legal solution, it won’t be blurry, no need to hurry.

Thinking of starting a gardening business in the UK?
Here’s a complete guide, your dreams are in luck.

If copyright cases are what you wanna see,
Check out these famous legal disputes, it’s no plea.